When I’m sitting at home bored, and my friend calls me to hang out

whatshouldwecallme:

I’m like,

When I think I have to sneeze, but then I don’t
When I get high with my friend and he/she wants to talk about real issues

whatshouldwecallme:

My friend is like:

But I’m just like:

Trying to put on pajamas when I’m drunk
When someone wakes me up earlier than I had set my alarm for
Trying to do work without adderall
When I show up to a party, but then see that there’s no alcohol

whatshouldwecallme:

I seriously just cried uncontrollably over this.

tyleroakley:

A+


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